Thursday, August 18, 2011

Religious girlfight! Who would win? Mary, Athena, Diana, Medusa, Shiva, or the Rev. Sun Young Moon in drag?

I think Medusa would start off pretty strong based on snake-hair alone. Of course Athena would have a pretty good chance with the whole Goddess of war thing going on. Maybe Shiva has Smurfy powers or something. Diana and Mary are pretty pive I could just see them in a corner puling each other's hair (although one of the lesser known Gospels about Mary says that she melted a woman's fingers off when she tried to test her virginity so that's a power right? a flesh-melting hoo hoo) The rev. could just throw marriage licenses like ninja stars and leave nasty papercuts. I honestly don't know who to give it to.

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